I am not a handsome man. I’m not saying that out of false humility, I just know what I see in the mirror every day. I don’t walk into a room and hear a murmur in the crowd. I take that back, I have, but it’s not the nice kind of murmur! I am not a chiseled Adonis when I take off my shirt. If you ever see me in a fashion magazine I will have a black bar covering my face, and the caption will read “DON’T!”